According to my dad stepping in a pile of crap is good luck. Just wondering if being a magnet for bird poop means I am going to be a billionaire. I'm just saying. GEEZ

Where there is poop, I will find it!  Maybe I missed my calling somewhere. My dad swears up and down that is you step in a pile of crap you have good luck. So go play the lotto. REALLY? Stepping in it is good luck. Hmmmmmm interesting. Kind of like smashing your finger in the door, it could mean that those hands of yours are special and one day just one day your dreams will come true after the pain subsides and you stop crying and wondering why are you are such a ding dong for that in the first place.  WOW I am still waiting for the big jackpot to come my way. God only knows I have paid my dues with just stepping in it alone.{:

Well my car always gets hit with bird poop. I can park away from trees or overhangs and it doesn't matter. THEY will find me. I was driving home and I was so happy my car was clean and shining, then it happened OUT OF nowhere... BIRD torpedo!!! It hit my windshield. It sounds like bullets... It was NOT just one spot... it had multiple spots like gun shots........and I thought I heard cackling.... cuz you know tthose darn birds are HIGH fiving themselves..... #$%&*

What am I the bird WHISPERER..... my goodness!!!!!!

Moral of Story:

Go play the LOTTO, you never know that crap might make you a bazillionaire someday.


Later,
G