Is it a hex? You know you are jealous of my nylons..... just admit it already!

I think I have some sort of evil spell that has been placed upon me.   BY someone... I feel it.......their jealous...... they are jealous .... about... my nylons.... YEP I know hard to believe but it's true.

WHO wears nylons anymore anyway right! I DO!....... Not the fancy tights that are so in fashion.... the suntan.. ones..... the OL' fashioned ones.... The ones you find in the safeway aisle for 2 bucks.

I wear them alright! I think I look mighty fine in them if I must say so myself!........

My legs are so bright.. you would even need to wear SUNGLASSES at night if you looked at them. So there is no way I am wearing a skirt or some cute flats with slacks without them. I feel NAKED without them.

SO anyway let's get back to the HEX ....... All week I have worn nylons, people admire and stare. I would stare too if they weren't my awesome legs. .... THEY have envy in their eyes. I feel it....

EVERYDAY...... I get a run in them........ BIG huge ones...... the ones that make them look like fishnet stockings........ EVERYDAY I put on a new pair and there comes the run.........

I know what they are trying to do ... they want me to take them off.. but it ain't going to happen.... it isn'T! THEY just can't stand that I am the COOLEST one there ... :)

EVERYDAY I walk around with those runs.... with my head held high......... knowing that they all wish they could be me........



Later,

G