I thought I saw Bozo the clown then I realized it was me...

As I closely reexamined the reflection of BOZO, I looked and saw my lipstick bleeding out and of COURSE those lovely creases that form now cuz I am a youngen. I was horrified. I seriously looked like Bozo.... I am not exaggerating, ok maybe alittle bit but you know what I mean.

HOW long had I been walking around like this........ Growing old sometimes stinks!..

So I need to find something to fill in those creases.

I fixed it my face again, ahhhh I was presentable to all who were around me.

Thank goodness right.

So the day ended great! I was happy.

This morning I made sure to use the ENTIRE skin care regimen... because DARN it! I am not going to age gracefully..... OK I said it! I am VAIN....... just like the song Carlie Simon sang years old.

I do I admit it! Never use to be... but when I hit my late thirties it hit me! OH MAN@#$% I don't want to look my age. I want to look good for as long as I can.

SO I put on my long black boots, long black skirt, Niece blouse with a belt( you know the must have this season) LOL, and a nice sweater.

SOOOOO I walk into Starbucks. There is a bunch of people in there. EVERYONE is staring at me.

I am like WOW, I feel GOOD, I look GOOD.

Ordered my coffee, paid for it , picked it up.

THIS woman taps me on the shoulder, I AM THINKING... I know you want to KNOW my age right cuz I am lookin good.

I turn

Yes,

She says mam........ THERE IS A STARBUCKS napkin stuck to your butt!

I turn and look sure enough! IT was a freakn NAPKIN people. A NAPKIN....

I tell her thank you and rush out of there like there was NO TOMORROW!


Dang it! What a way to start the day LMAO!


I guess I will try again tomorrow......... I am going to get this right if it kills me.

LATER,

G