OMG I won the lottery.. what am I going to do with the money...... $$$$

I must be the luckiest person in the ENTIRE world because I have just received another email stating that I am the winner of the online lottery of 100 million dollars. I know I know your jealous! This is like the 30th email this month from lotteries from around the world.. AND you know WHAT I didn't even enter that is HOW freakin good I am. I won, I didn't have to buy magazines or even paying $1. I have taken the time to tally up my GOOD fortunes and I have a total of 2 billion dollars just in THIS month alone!!! Bill Gates and Oprah sorry but you will not be on the top of this list this year cuz that WOULD BE ME!

I won:

European prize award of one MILLION five hundred in United Kingdom pounds with these numbers
23-76-06-54-42-100    Don't know who PICKED them for ME.. but I would Like to THANK YOU!

Then there is the Toyota Company promotion I won a brand new Venza with 300,000 in british pounds. ARE you fkn kidding me I AM SO STOKED!!!! Thank you Toyota.

Because as you all know I am alittle famous being an AWARD winning blogger and all. THAT I even received emails of people that NEED my help. The must be reading my blog and REALIZE that I am just the shyt and I LOVE to help people with their money in anyway.

Mrs. Elizabeth Etters from ICELAND ( I am telling you I am a worldwide celebrity move OVER speaking from the crib I think I just trumped you here on the LEVEL of celebrity) Her late husban who happens to have a PHD and worked for EXXON deposited $2,142,728.00 before his death.
GUESS WHAT she has emailed me PEOPLE! Yep that is right ME!

• Her doctor has said she has a cancer problem. She only has 8 months to live

I am not sure what the problem is but I am sure it is bad or else why would she be asking for MY help. She must have read my post about NOT being a doctor but I would like to play one on TV series.

• She has NO children

AWWW she thinks of me as her child and she doesn't even know me. I DO that to people!

• She is looking to donate this money to a church, organization, OR a good person that will utilize this money in good faith.

I am SOOO positive she has been reading every single post I have written because I THINK I am that good person to utilize that money in good faith!!! Woo hoo!!!

I won't tell you all the other money I have won BECAUSE I don't want to RUB it in your faces. CUZ La la losers kinda comes to mind right now!

So I was thinking about just going AHEAD and make a couple of offers right now on some FANTASTIC, BEYOND expensive real estate because Why wait! Right?

Shaq's house is for sale SO I think I am going to buy it. It is ONLY for $35 million but that is pocket change for me.

I think I am going to email the Real estate agent to tell them it's SOLD baby!

I think I will buy 2 or 3 of these haven't decided yet. This SEXY biaaatch in front well

guess what that is GOING to be me cause now I have SO MUCH money I just pick out the'

body I have always dreamed of and just buy the DAMN thing.

I will LET all you losers get back to your poor lives as I just decide what to buy. YOU KNOW now that I am a billionaire I think I will hire someone to write this blog because you know us RICH folk think that is just beneath us.......



G-Zell like J-LO but bigger... now I can say and RICHER



This is a post I wrote last year.... one of my favs LOL........