Still sick ugghhh not feeling 100%

So sorry everyone I am not feeling too hot today... you will have to wait for my dramatic f bomb filled stories next week. Have a great weekend Everyone!

Peace out!

G-Zell

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My crops are dead............. Timeout Thursday to save the day

Well it is the time again where we try to carve out at least one hour--at least is right--of ME time.. I am soooo overdue for MEEEEEE time it is not even funny. god help me!!! or help you if I didn't get it this week!

Thetamom as usual has this great idea of connecting on thursdays with others and talk about our me time adventures.

Click on it I dare you!

Since blogging I have totally neglected my farms on farmville and farmtown. LOL It's like a draw between a nice HOT shower or play farmtown... hmmmmmm honestly the HOT shower is always the better option for me right now in the looneville land I live right now. I am sure Jeff thanks me for choosing that too.. LOL

So my me time was playing FARMVILLE and FARMTOWN.. my crops are dead, I am surprised my animals arent dead but they are alittle ticked off so they aren't talking to me right now, and my trees need harvesting. UGGHHH my work is never DONE!!! story of my life.

Actually these games are very relaxing and addicting which is why I have left it for a few weeks(more like a month) cuz I was going insane.... buy this , plow that, what do the neighbors have, send them gifts, receive gifts, send messages.. STOP IT JUST  stop it!

This is Kyiah's house lol pink of course, don't worry Chloe has one on the other side...

See I told ya Chloe's it right there, cheo's is next then joey's and the farmhouse is  mine.. OF COURSE jeff gets the barn on those days HE ticks me off--off to the barn jeff off to the barn!!!

My dead crops, plowed most of them...... not sure what to plant next.

I can't get my darn FARMTOWN pics to publish so you will all have to wait until next time..

LOL... I know I am lame but dang it ! I got to do something or else I may be in the news someday....

Tell me what you did on your timeout! Keeep clean people , keep IT CLEAN!!!! LOL

to be blunt or not, to speak or not to speak

Damn this killing me! Everyone who crosses my path knows that I speak my mind. It may be alittle crazy but I speak it. I usually don't think about what I am going to say and I just say it. I don't know if it is because I am getting tired at the ripe old age of 37 or I just don't care? Believe me I do try to stop before I speak but before the messages travels to the appropriate part of the brain, the message oh HELL no ran by so fast it didn't know what hit it.

LET's face it! I am blunt, don't ask me what I think  cause I will tell you, IF you don't want to know the truth then keep on walking and don't look back because if you do I might think you want an honest answer. I don't do it to hurt feelings , I don't do it to embarrass anyone at all. I just do it! I am programmed by my crazy rican genes past onto by my family where TMI, opinions, truth are NEVER a problem.

Here is the dilemma. I have some friends who are sensitive. I mean sensitive. As you know, I am a bit sarcastic, dramatic, and sometimes crazy so this is problem. SOMETIMES I am totally biting my lip that is just PAINFUL lol. I want to like scream NOOOOOO don't do it you will look like an a$$. My eyes are bulging out from the pressure within me...... I start talking to myself inside my brain--just shut up just shut up... don't do it, just don't do it! 

Sometimes I change the subject because I don't want to say hey those pants are TOO tight and you know you have a _______, really you thought that was a good decision? really? ROFL........ or dating advice ok I know I am not the queen of relationships but dang it --IT you sleep with the dude the first night and he doesnt call you back hmmmmmm you think he just wanted one thing really? and you are surprised again that this happened to you? Really? I so want to SLAP you dumb a$$

Or the whole I never can find someone that has a job or is a professional.Oh wow you didn't find him at the local bar? Really I thought that is where all the professional guys who want to have monogomous relationship hang? WHAT!!!! if you hangout in LOSERVILLE all you get is LOSERS!! OMG and they get ticked off if I call them dumba$$es or stupid.

It like I ask you hey does my butt look fatt in these and you say NO!!! YOU are a liar! how the heck does my fat a$$ not look fat in these I am 40 pounds overweight! Hello you are suppose to be my friend.

So recently I am trying really hard not to comment about anything unless it is on my blog and who the heck cares what I think on here anyways LMAO :) I write what i want.

To be blunt or not, to speak or not to speak --STILL a dilemma...............................ugghhh so hard to be the know it all that knows nothing at all :)

G-Zell

Writer's block a bad thing for the mind, you think

This am I have writer's block , I can't write a funny line to save myself. I can't even think of something interesting to write about. I believe my brain is on strike because of all those drugs I have been taking to combat this freakn moco feast my nose is having.

Well I feel alittle bit better!

Good news:  I still sound like Demi Moore

Bad news: I don't look like Demi Moore


end of post....

G-Zell

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The mocos still running wild

Who knew my body could make so much mucous. The "mocos" are driving me insane. I feel like I am reliving my childhood and I am once again the snot nosed kid with boogers running down her face. I fear if I cough too hard I may injure someone with the phlegm that will shoot with great force from my throat and blind them.

My raspy voice sounds like Demi Moore so at least I sound like a sexy hot beast however I think the mocos will be a turn off. DANG it!

It is pretty windy today in the bay area so I am sneezing like a mther f#$%er and we know what happens there, yuck.

I swear I AM GOING to invent something to clear the entire nasal cavities in ONE blow~!

So I am off to the medicine cabinet to explore more drug combinations in hopes that this river of mocos will be abilerated , once and for all. Wish me luck!

G-Zell
Booger girl!

Oh come on I bet you would sue the sun because it didn't shine on you today if you could

I am sorry but these days people sue for every thing under the sun. I am just sick of it! COME on really. If I offend people by this post I really don't give a shyt but I have to say , this recent class action lawsuit against Disney's little einstein series it FREAKN bogus. Whatever! Why don't you take more interest in helping our school systems with lacking funds, larger class sizes, and failing students.

Surprise! A video didn't make your kid the next ALBERT einstein. Really! A video doesn't help your child become a fkn prodegy( if I missed misspelled this word who cares). Oh come on now. Then you are a dumb a$$ and your child is going to need alot more than a video if they have you as a parent.

Having 4 children I have always tried those NEW and inventive things that will help our kids grow and hopefully turn into smart law abiding citizens. BUT do I sue because hello my kid is picking his nose, scratching his butt while the rest of the class is reciting Shakespear word for word in KINDERgarten and little Jack--could give a rat's a$$. WOW my $20.00 down the drain. I just hope he at least knows how to identify the fries and hamburger pictures at least to be the best damn McDonald cashier there EVER was!

I mean I grew up watching Sesame Street and I turned out ok. Well at least 97% me. he he he

The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends children under the age of 2 watch NO television.

REALLY , seriously! NO TV! You stay with my kids a whole day without TV, and you  have about 5 loads to wash , dry , put away. Clean up the dishes, make breakfast lunch and dinner and the backyard playarea you have for the kids is filled with CAT crap from the neighbors fkn cats who think it is a litter box. WHICH by the way you haven't had time to clean it out.  YOU Know with all my extra TIME I have!

FK you!!!! Really DO YOU have kids. OR more than one kid...Let me tell you my kids LOVE TV.

My baby who is one loves noggin in the morning.
She dances
She loves yo gabba gabba and she even saya goooo gabba gabba
She laughs
She plays with her blocks and her toys while watching
She jumps off the couch

I do they whole me time with her, teach her things but really NO TV --you ARE A NUT!!!

If you have comments of what a bad mother I am --keep your dumb a$$ comments to your self.

EVERYONE likes to blame everyone else except themselves. NO dumb a$$$ you are an idiot. Reminds me of the whole McDonald thing where now they have to put coffee really HOT..

REALLY hot coffee is HOT and you shouldn't put the damn cup in between your legs while driving. REALLY!!!!

wooooooo I am done venting..................... now off to nicer topics ... LOL........

Later,
G-Zell

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My head is the size of one of those aliens from Area 51

I am amazed how well I can walk with this huge head of mine. LOL. Yep we all know my head is pretty big anyways because I think I am the bomb but I talking today about how GIGORMOUS (made this up he he )my head feels from this freakn congestion that never quits. I AM totally overdosing on medications surely keeping the pharmaceuticals companies alive and pumping DUE to my excessive use of drugs. BUT I am so tired of feeling like this.

First the river of mucous running down the nasal cavities to the bottom of my chin was annoying. Sneezing and then a huge HUGORMOUS bubble of you know what is hanging from my nose and I am running like a mad woman to the bathroom in hopes I am able to tame this wild beast that has appeared before me. UGHHH yuck is right. SO I walk around the house with toilet paper shoved into both nostrils and trying to breathing with my mouth and running to the medicine cabinets to see what GOODIES I have available.

Take a claritin-for the sneezing, itchy nose
To later take an aleve for the FREAKN pain in my ears and throat

Then waiting to finish it off with some tylenol complete for mucous, couging, then combating the congestion now cause from the claritin.

Proceed to down my cup of coffee which I can't taste but hope it allows me to stay awake long enough to take care of the girls. FEELING numb right now just want to lay down and veg. But you know, as a mommy your work is never done. CAN'T call in being a mommy.  NO time to lay down I got 2 little ones counting on me! DANG it!

Peace out everyone!
G-Zell

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Saturday Word wall-what scares you? brahahaha

What scares me ? LOL alot of stuff

This week's Saturday Word Wall Theme is: Things That Scare Me. I created my word wall on Wordle. Join in the fun and link up your Word Wall!!

Teen and responsibility--oxymoron sometimes--for the LOVE of your mother will you just LISTEN just once

LISTEN, STOP, HELLO seem to be words my teen age boys do not process. Sometimes I feel like beating some sense into them because they DON'T ever listen to meeeeeeee. Most of the time I am talking to myself which by the way I do very often. I guess I am not too crazy as long as I do not answer myself right? Seriously!

HOMEWORK HOMEWORK homework........ my second Joe is so difficult when it comes to communicating if he has completed or not completed his assignment. IF he needs help he never asks! He really isn't into school like I was back in the day. I understand HE isn't me, I understand my oldest isn't me. BUT sometimes I WISH they were me. LMAO....

My parents spoke spanish so I had to get my stuff together and get the necessary help on my own but I AM here for them and they don't seem to need me. :(  I know I know it is a rite of passage to be independent. To think your parents are NOT cool. Little do they know I AM THE COOLEST momma at his school and don't make me break out in the cabbage patch to prove it! To hang with your friends ( whom 75% of them you will never see after high school LOL) but you all know the routine.

UGGGHHH organization seems to have past my boy JOE , his backpack is a mess. He forgets to take things , forget to get things.  Loses alot of stuff and it is sooo frustrating at times. I just don't get it. He just doesn't think it is a big DEAL which totally ticks me off.

My oldest is very organization but he is really laid back. Not aggressive in any way and really trusting of others just like Joe which SOOOOOO worries me to no end. They are pretty much followers which can be dangerous. I have always been a LEADER and I always did my own thing.  I KNOW I know they are not me.

I have always had an open relationship with them and we could talk about anything, I mean anything. Had the whole sex talk ( I even showed them pictures of STD's and grossed them out). So it saddens me and their dad that they are growing up and they have to make their own mistakes.

IF only, IF only I remember saying as I got in my twenties, I just don't want them to say the same thing.

ANY OF YOU HAVE teens that you worry about or smaller children and you are not looking forward to high school? Tell me about it.

I am so thankful for all the awards everyone has given me

Thank you Thank you! I LOVE meeting new people and I LOVE discovering new blogs that make me giggle, think about doing the right thing, or just obnoxious. LOVE it! I started blogging in August and I have already made some great blogger buddies that I wish we lived close enough to go hang out and drink coffee.

Then there are some...... we just don't talk about LMAO!!! I am just sayin, alright! Ok OK I will get on with it! I received 2 awards this week and am totally stoked about it. TOTALLY going to need to make a 4th column or something. I am not braggging or anything. BUT I DO HAVE alot of them. :)

Cool beans is what I say!

First I received:

A Strong Cup Of Coffee Award

From: parents TLC

FOR having a blog good enough to wake you up in the morning and keeping you going all day!

I need to give this award to 7 different blogs that I think are blogs that keep me going! Here are 7 blogs that I’m enjoying reading:

latte in the morning
theta mom
yonca is cooking
oh so pretty
aham prema

I know I am short but this takes so much time and the baby is crying.

My second award is from :

 2 little monkeys and a hubby check her out

I will post later THIS week, I promise. And alittle more about her :) Thanks Heather :)

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As always good luck everyone! Thank you latte in the morning for the 411

G-Zell

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CRAPOLA my mind is aslippin... badly .yes badly

Totally this brain fart has stayed with me all week. I FORGOT to do timeout thursday. I forgot to comment, I forgot to pick my son's up after the football game last week, I forgot a fundraiser I volunteered, I am totally wondering if I seriously forgot to go pee today? HMMMMMMM

OH man OH man, what a week! All of us have been sick. Uncle Rodney came from Indiana to visit us in the wonderful state of California! His stay wasn't so wonderful poor guy got sick because some idiot was coughing on the plane and didn't cover his mouth.

He gets sick
Chloe gets sick
Jeff gets sick
I get sick
NOW my poor baby Kyiah is sick

TOTALLY overdosed on the cough medicine on Friday night, fell asleep on the cough with the phone waiting for the boys to call me to pick them up. TO MY HORROR, I woke up at midnight freaking out saw 2 missed calls from Joey then messages and missed call from my ex. THANK GOODNESS he picked them up!! OMGoodness!!!! CRAPOLA!!!! Can you believe that!

SO what did I do for timeout thursday NOT a damn thing!!! LMAO....

Peace out everyone!
G-ZELL

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I found this on pink coupon cafe. Thanks for the tip! YOU TOTALLY rock!

G-ZELL

Totally STOKED I received....

WOWza!!! Totally stoked, yep I said stoked-I received my sample of OLAY Professional PRO-X product~! Woo hoo!!! It' my birthday a huh a huh a huh !

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About time because I am sick of it not wanting to act YOUNGER no matter how many times I yell it her!!!! :)

This is what I got JEALOUS, you should be! LOL

This is their new line. LOOKS every exciting!

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Now that I am in my late thirties and I getting more fine lines and my texture of my skin is getting alittle rough. I HOPE this works. I am going to try it OUT!! I will let you know, and believe me I will LOL

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Until later peeps, rock on with your bad selves!

G-Zell like JLO only bigger and better :)

The internet/TECHNOLOGY sure turns cowards into LIONS

Have you ever gotten and email from someone that pissed you off and then in PERSON they got their tails between their legs. YEP L@#$ers, totally brave typing something in the SAFETY of their own home and then click the SEND button. Because you know if they say that kind of CRAP in front of that person they would get their A$$es kicked all over the place.

OH here I go........ Standing on my soapbox! But dudes I am so irritated. LOL WHY just my experience these past few days on twitter, facebook, email. I think people need to take a cooling off period before sending an angry email or comment. OR DON'T sound like a complete IDIOT when you post something.

I JUST don't get it! I am 37 and by now I should be alot smarter, WE ALL should be alot smarter. IF someone has a different opinion there is the person from the other side TRYING to cram their view onto YOU.  As if what they believe is more important, more relevent! PLEASE!!!

DOES there always have to be a WINNER or a LOSER!!  Seriously!

I was really surprised when I first started some of DRAMA here in the blogging world for SOME reason I thought mommy bloggers were a whole different BREED. Boy was I wrong, don't tick someone off that has a bunch of BLOGGING buddies cause they will send you messages left and right.  IT kind of made me sad a bit. I thought being older, wiser that we could act civilized (or pretend to) when discussing GROWN up issues.

NOT attacking, NOT disrespectful, NOT mean... you can still get your point across without doing that.

SO the rican in me was thinking wow they are so lucky it isn't me they are ATTACKING cause I will totally revert to my 20's mentality and rip them a new A hole. AND find them, cause you know my lovely family is EVERYWHERE lmao.... What can I say we like to pro-create....... anyhow

HEY I am a vocal person, I will state my point and I will tell you why BUT I try and try to state it with dignity and respect. DO I have slip ups? HECK ya do I get mad use the F WORD about a bazillion times YEP...... especially if someone is disrespectful....... I am in rehab right now for the F WORD can't break the f#$%n thing ROFL..........

Just had to let this off my chest , this has been bugging me.. BACK to reality......mean people and rude people exist at any age.

I am NOT perfect but let me tell you I work EVERYday at being a better person and LEARNING from my mistakes. SOME PEOPLE never learn and to me that's sad. Like I said I AM NOT perfect although some of you may think so. ROFL....

HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED BEING ATTACKED FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW? OR SENT AN EMAIL THAT YOU KNOW IF THAT PERSON SAID IT YOUR FACE WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. SHARE WILL YA!

Until later peeps
G-Zell like JLO but only bigger

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I am so having a brain fart today

Ok, I know I am always so brillant at writing my posts LMAO.. but today my brain is in brain fart mode. Can't concentrate, can't find anything funny to say..... just a huge cloud up in my brain. HELLO  HELLO are you there? Should I even attempt driving today and endanger the town of Brentwood LOL.

Maybe my brain is confused since I started exercising yesterday and today. IT is saying to me WTF is that you are doing? :D

I do OWN a book that says exercise your brain I GUESS I should read it :) NOW I got to exercise that too. OH brother look what I have done. LOOK!

I was online reading some articles regarding brain function. I KNOW why do I do this to MYSELF!! WHY WHY!!!!

"As we get older our facilites start to wear out."

Facilities?, If you are talking about my bladder I wholeheartly agree my darn bladder is WORN out from me taking a PEE about 20 times a day. Who knew we could create so MUCH liquid. UGHHHHHHHH Can someone come up with a plug or something. You would be a bizillionaire if you did.

How about this:

"Age 20 cognitive ability, thinking, remembering, reasoning and even listening, seeing and recognizing. ALL SLOW DOWN"

Hmmm listening, yep have to agree at this age I AM SOO sick of hearing stupid things spewed from peoples' mouth  INCLUDING this DUMB @#$ article that is totally making me depressed!

"The brain continues to slowly lose volume through neuron shrinkage."

Shrinkage! How about shrinking my butt while your add it and my thighs would serve a better purpose, don't you think! Oh brother!

How about shrinking it down to this SIZE!

Oh wait what was I talking about. CRAP.... I did it again! Anyways until later, maybe my brain will be better in the afternoon!

Until later peeps! Peace out!

G-Zell like JLO only bigger

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Scientists decode brain farts

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